Happy Little Oranges

We became accidental owners of a handsome cardboard cutout of Mr. Bob Ross because our buddy Joe kept scaring the bejeezus out of his wife with it. It had to be removed from his premises so we gave Bob a home the corner of our shop. Sadly, he didn't survive our expansion in 2019 (cardboard and water simply don't mix) but he lives on in beer form. The phrase, "we'll just put a happy little orange down here", was common in our shop back then, in reference to Bob's common "happy little trees" lines he'd use on his show.

Let's talk about Valencia Oranges for a second. Did you know they are often recognized as the best oranges in the world? We spared no expense in our heavy dosing procedures when it came to Happy Little Oranges, our fruit beer that pays homage to the best artist we've ever watched on public television, Bob Ross. Valencia oranges originally derived from the Valencia region in Spain and are grown en masse mainly for use in orange juice production because they're low in seed count, have thinner skins, and are damn tasty. 5.5% ABV and oh-so orange-y.